afternoon delight

One of the goofiest songs ever written. It was a one hit wonder from the band Starland Vocal Band.
It was also in the movie "Anchorman" where Will Ferrel sings it to describe love.

"Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight. Gonna get a little afternoon delight. Sky rockets in Flight. BEEEOOY. Afternoon delight. WOOOP"

"Hey Ron what does love feel like?"
"(sings song)"

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Shepherd's Delight

Whilst performing fellatio upon a male the active partner, in conjunction with fondling the scrotal area also caresses the base of the shaft of the penis in a masturbatory fashion.

I'll swap 40 lengths of 35mm black speckle bamboo for one "Shepherd's Delight"

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Lemonade Delight

A mega powerful party drink designed to get women naked and fucking. It results is a quick buzz and when served to the ladies nudity and later major freakin will result. If your wife or girlfriend drinks this shit and you leave her alone at a party, she will end up fucking one of more guys maybe even gangbanging several at a time.

It uses lemonade, vodka and the always dangerous Everclear. In a 3 gallon cooler mix 2 gallons of fresh squeeze lemonade (or if you’re in a hurry, Country Time Powdered mix) 1 pint cheap vodka and 2 quarts Everclear. Serve over ice in tall glasses. Early in the evening you can be fancy, serving it in real glasses with a lemon or orange wedge, fancy little drink umbrellas, even a chunk or two of pineapple. After the first or second round, Styrofoam cups without the other shit is fine.

For those of you in states where Everclear is illegal, ask a trusted bartender where you can get some good moonshine as it is the same as Everclear. Always be careful when mixing with straight Everclear as it can cause skin irritation, is highly flammable, burns with an almost invisible flame.

Ethan to Tyrone: “Damned, that is some good lemonade!”
Tyrone to Ethan: “Lemonade? Shit man that ain’t no lemonade, that’s Lemonade Delight.”
Ethan: “Oh. Have you seen Martha? I last saw her with you, Jamal, Washington, DeAmante and Andrell out by the pool.”
Tyrone: “Ummm, well (thinking that mother be married to some fine white pussy) she’ll turn up somewhere, let’s go watch the game.”

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Maid's Delight

Blowing a load in half empty liquor bottles left in hotel mini-fridges for the unsuspecting maid to consume.

Junita just took a shot of that vodka and noticed a creamy aftertaste.

That's because she's drinking a Maid's Delight, partner!

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S Delight

another term for the beverage Sunny Delight. otherwise known as Sunny D.

Andy: hey alana, will you buy me some Sunny D?
Alana: huh, what's that? are you referring to S Delight?
Andy: YES! that's what i meny, my bad.

Strawberry delight

A girl with nipples that are bright pink and/or rosy who is also very white.

Have you seen Gina's tits? Yo man I love me that strawberry delight!

African Delight

An encounter with an abnormally large penis.

Angry Suzy was in a better mood after receiving an African Delight from her stepson.