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An unlucky Asian who, because of his/her awkwardness and social defects, has to lower their standards to absolute zero. Everything they touch or have interest for does not reciprocate emotion in the fashion they hope for.
Ben: So how did it go with Rebecca last night?
Ryan: It didn't. Her "surprise" was taking me to the mall to pick out a present for crush. I think I'm just gonna txt Elizabeth and see if she wants to hang out.
Ben: DAMN!!! You're a desperate Asian!!!
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A woman trying to hold on to something that is no longer there in terms of a relationship and has not come to the point of letting it go.
Some of the signs include: managing
pages on networking sites such as myspace and blogspot and posting OLD pictures of the former couple to make them look like they are still together and posts tidbits about their life together, despite the fact that he left a long time ago.
She also gains friends and talks of nothing else except the personal lives of the former couple because the friends have no idea they have split up.
She also dotes attention on her animals as though they are her children. She is also a micro-manager. She thinks everything he does and after two dates,
she already says "I LOVE YOU".
A woman like this is never without a relationship. Each man is different.
She has started to post old pictures? That is the first sign of desperation (in a female)!
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The night before Valentine's Day where everyone is trying to pick up a date and if you have a heartbeat you can get laid.
Friend: dude, go talk to that chick!
You: She is way out of my league...
Friend: Man it is Desperation Night! Magic is in the air!
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Dim Katsofrakis. He is known as Desperate Dim because he has been rejected 3 times and his gf is very very ugly. He is clearly so desperate, he will take any offer he can possibly get. He also has a tiny dick according to changing room sources.
Desperate Dim was today rejected again.
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A messed up parody of Sengoku Basara. It was born in tumblr and people in the fandom have mostly heard about it, although it was meant to be a secret group. People go gay, women and men gave birth to eggs, love triangle and a marriage of their own hand.
"We should show Capcom this RP and demand them to make a Desperate Setouchins anime."
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When it comes close to kicking out time at a club, and you haven't pulled, u go for anything
I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you
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The act of someone writing "Thumbs up if..." at the beginning of their youtube comment as a desperate attempt to make their comments rank in the Highest Rated Comments, even though it gives them no real gain.
Thumbs up if you hate it when people begin their youtube comments with 'thumbs up if...' because they have too much Thumbs Up Desperation.
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