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When your penis smells of old cheese due to unprotected sex with a female with a dirty vagina.
A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.
Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick
Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today
When a muthafucka got that extra skin on it, and he don’t wash that shit, and you pull that shit back, and lint and cheese b spillin out.
Keisha: y’all ain’t fuck??
Arianna: Nah he got that cheese dick.
thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty
Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru
Jose: ew you got cheese dick
someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis
“steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”
A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.
My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.
oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help
toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie
man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater