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DOU-ble
CHE-ese
BAG-el
Can I have two Douchebags please?
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Someone who puts actual information on Urban Dictionary.
A football field is 100 yards long, also I am a douchebag.
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Someone who calls a stranger a hillbilly on Facebook while rocking a wifebeater and faux dog tags.
Doesn't that guy on the balcony with the faux dog tags and the wifebeater know that everybody mocks the Jersey Shore? What a douchebag!
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An obnoxious or contemptable person, especially one who thinks they're worth more than they really are.
Our class president Jim is the biggest douchebag I've ever met; you don't know what it's like hearing him brag about it over and over again.
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An insult referring to someone who is an idiot or of bad qualities.
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Dumb, unoriginal, self-absorbed pieces of shit with a lame sense of humor. Basically 99% of American males. Stupid sluts love them and treat them like kings, further spawning more douchebagery.
Kanye West and douchebags who think his lyrics are clever.
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The drunken loser at the bar who buys a girl a drink to get into her pants, then calls her a dyke because she's not interested.
"I buy you a fuggin' drink ahn then you don even wanna fuck? Wha are ya, a fuggin' dyke?"
"Go sleep it off, you fucking Douchebag!"
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