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A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
The inability to burp or belch.
Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.
When a pair of bros are offered a threesome but can't get a boner.
John and Alex got brorectile dysfunction when Jenny asked them to come to bed due to a previous threesome.
When someone suffers from confusion about a presidential candidate's qualifications and can't get up to make a decision and vote.
I can see why this 2020 presidential election most people are suffering from "electile dysfunction."
The inability of an elected official to perform their job and serve their constituents. Thus leaving the constituents feeling dissatisfied and forcing them to take matters into their own hands in order to achieve a happy ending.
The senator suffered from electile dysfunction leaving the citizens frustrated and forcing them to deal with the problem themselves.
Dysfunctional (so-called) 'Representative Democracy' by Election, widespread in most countries.
It'll take the Tauranga more than a year to recover from its Electile Dysfunction of June 2022
The dysfunction of only being turned on by reptiles.
"Did you hear that Juan only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh yeah, he has ereptile dysfunction"