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A king earl is an extra large splif, made by cutting the gummed edges off rizla and attaching millions together. The word 'king earl' is generally used in london.
yo yo fil me king wit some skunk
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A motherfucking English teacher who always gives TJ 90 minutes. He always smiles at small children and he gives out fucking the most annoying homework assignments ever. He can fuck off and stop saying I'm just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectful.
"Jonathan Earl is my paaaappppi"
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while getting sucked off, babe pulls off and you accidently squirt bijism (man goo, sperm, cum, etc.) in your own mouth causing hours upon hours of gut renching vomiting
dude, last night was horrible i gave me self the duke of earl ... man, i need to drink more pinnaple juice
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It's when you are having sex and you pull out and turn so that your anus us over the vagina and you then shit in her pussy.
Samantha was given the title of Duke of Earl and oddly enjoyed it.
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Reference to the NBC show "My Name is Earl "
The main character Earl Hickey has a habit of blinking in all photos. He appears in every photo with his eyes closed.
When A person Blinks as a photo is being taken / has their eyes closed in a photo - this is an Earl Hickey Moment.
Cashier : " May I see your Drivers License?"
Customer : " Oh, it's a horrible picture , I had an Earl Hickey moment."
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Throwing up after a night of drinking heavily.
John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.
Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.
John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
Famous for his deep and authoritative voice, used most famously for impressive roles as leaders like Darth Vader in the Star Wars Trilogy and Mufasa in The Lion King. Is the voice that says "This is CNN" on the network's ads.
Announced the forty-fifth greatest movie villain of all time by Maxim Magazine's "Fifty Greatest Movie Villains of all Time" list for his character of Darth Vader in Star Wars.
His "death" was announced during a live broadcast of an NBA playoff game in April of 1998; the deceased was actually James Earl Ray, convicted assassin of Martin Luther King.
James Earl Jones, I want to jump your bones with this light saber!
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