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The shoes that were thrown at former President George W. Bush.
Don't piss me off or I'll get out my flying size elevens!
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A pervert who uses shitty usernames for Roblox, Minecraft, and CoD, and makes bad sex/lesbian jokes.
Stupid fucking eleven-year-old
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When a man is massaging a woman while she is on her stomach and penetrating her with his "eleventh finger", his penis at the same time. It's doggy style with a happy ending.
Oh yeah, I gave this girl an amazing eleven-finger massage last night. She loves my eleventh finger the most.
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double fisting a girls pussy then sticking your cock in at the same time.
that chick i hooked up with last night was so loose i gave her the good old finger eleven
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1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3.When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6.Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9.Do not harm little children.
10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The eleven rules of earth is better than the 10 commandments and a much better way to live. You say god loves you but you don't even know that satanists follow these rules.
The effect of a person's attractiveness being dramatically improved by a singular event or series of subsequent events.
Dude, I saw a real cutie at Blockbuster earlier. At first, she was just "okay" looking, but then she said something to her friend, and she had an Australian accent! Needless to say, the Seven-Eleven Effect took her from a 6 to solid 9!
A term used to indicate one's good fortune in having 'beating someone else to it'.
"Ahhh I'm glad I got here first... I've got Eleven Lives Left."
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