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A sh*t country in northern europe who thinks its so rich but its not...
The official GDP per capita there is 34920 but englands in dept with 12.6% of its GDP per capita so its real GDP per capita is 30590 which is about the same as spain, italy and slovenia which are poor at the moment in general england is a shitty country full of chavs and no brain thugs who think they are the coolest people who have walked on this planet SWEDEN IS SOOO MUCH BETTER AND SOOO MUCH RICHER THAN ENGLAND FUCK U ENGLAND!!
american tourist: I hate england luckily im going back to the US tommorow
chav: WHA DA FUK DID U SAY??! (chav knifes the tourist and takes his wallet)
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Where our lord and saveior Nick Crompton is from and is Litty unlike the trump worshiping zombies across the Antlantic
ima Go to the city of england cause the US is litty
if you don’t know the definition of the queen of england then honey are you okayyyyy. she isn’t best friends with our other queen, raini rodriguez so ahem ahem get yo act togetha
loser: who is the queen of england?
raini rodriguez: IF YOU DONT KNOW MY BFF THEN GET AWAY FROM ME
loser: i have no life
raini rodriguez: facts
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The only place in the U.S where it can be -5 degrees and 95 degrees on the same day
"Im going to cape cod in New England this summer! better pack my parka!"
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The shittest school ever full of desperate slags and horny teenage boys if you want your children to grow up and be low lives and prostitutes send them here x
Heart of England is a shit school
englands version of the deep south in the USA, except without the sunny weather, mostly very rural, especially in lancashire, yorkshire, cheshire and cumbria, full of people who are proud of their family roots and pround to be northern, also northerners arent inbread, they are loyal, hard working and hard drinking. also, it is and incredibly relaxed place with green fields and cleen air.
northern england is just better than the south
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Another Word for the county of Cornwall
(look at a map)
Dan: Where are you off too for the summer bob?
Bob: Cornwall, on the train
Dan: So you'll be riding the rails down England's Wang
Bob: Pretty Much