Random
Source Code

english mastiff

A huge fucking dog! That likes to steal your bed and like to cuddle and think they're a lap dog

Big ass dog!! Like huge English mastiff!!!

by Stufflover October 5, 2013

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Full English

Traditional English breakfast consisting of: fried eggs, bacon, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding, fried bread and baked beans (optional).

Usually served with tea/coffee or pure orange juice.

Nothing like a good ol' Full English

by Audra December 18, 2004

85๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


english horn

Member of the woodwind family. A double reed instrument. Is NOT a "big oboe". Pitched a fifth below the oboe, in F. In orchestral works, is usually used to convey "sad" emotions. Has a deeper, more mellow sound due to the rounded bell. Is not English, despite the name. It's actually French. This is from a mis-translation of its other name, "cor anglais", which means "angled horn" but can also mean "English horn".

That English horn solo made me cry.

by ducky August 9, 2004

73๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


English Bandit

Assholes foreigners obsessed with learning English who will accost you when you visit their country in order to show off their shitty English to their friends and improve their ability to get more "foreign friends" and satisfy their foreigner fetish to show how cool they are. (Anyone who has visited China, Japan, or Korea is generally familiar with the phenomena.)

Dude I can't believe you went to the English corner over there. Do you really think it's worth getting anal raped by English Bandits for an hour just to get some Chinese chicks' numbers?

by Justin P Wilson January 4, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


estuary english

The dialect spoken by many people from the South and South East of England, including parts of London, although cockney and Received Pronounciation (the Queen's English) are far more common.

Received Pronounciation can be heard in the same areas as Estuary English, however RP tends to be spoken by the upper classes while Estuary English is spoken by the lower and working class.

Estuary English is also far more common in Younger people, with parents who have RP. So the decline in RP is likely to continue and be replaced with Estuary.

Many features of the Estuary accent include:
- The broad A. This includes pronouncing words such as 'fast > farst' and 'path > parth'

- Regular Glottal stops - This is not pronouncing the letter 'T' in most words. i.e water is pronounced war'er.

Th-Fronting - This is prouncing most words that start a 'Th' with an F. i.e 'Three > free', 'think > fink' and 'north > norf'. If 'th' is in the middle of a word, it is usually replaced with a 'V'. i.e 'other > ovver' 'southern > sovvern'

L-vocalisation - This is not pronouncing the letter 'L' in certain words and tends to be ended with a 'w' sound instead. i.e 'fall > faw' and 'milk > miwk'.

- H-Dropping - not pronouncing the letter 'H' at the start of most words. i.e 'here > ere' and 'hate > ate'

- G's are also not pronounced at the end of words. 'swimming > swimmin'

Other things are included in the accent other than just the pronounciation. This includes double negatives and finishing a lot of sentances with questions even ifthey are not asking a question. i.e I didn't mean to, did I? and 'we should shouldn't we?'

Received Pronounciation can be 'eard in the same areas as Estree Inglish, owever RP tends te be spoken by the upper clarses while Estuary English is spoken by the lower and workin clars.

by Suverner February 5, 2009

87๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


English Rose

A very pretty English girl who tends to wear little or no makeup, has pale rosy cheeks, natural hair and is well-spoken and ladylike.

The young Princess Diana (Lady Diana Spencer) was a typical English Rose.

by RingofKerry October 18, 2009

194๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


English Tea

The act of giving a man a handjob with the pinkie finger extended, as though drinking a cup of tea. Alternatively, performing fellatio whilst holding the man's penis in this manner. Drinking the results is optional but strongly suggested.

Dude, I walked in on my roommate the other day; his girlfriend was giving him the english tea.

by Vic 3B January 10, 2008

50๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž