excuse me bitch

Some dumb sentence my friend x_Nixm made up.

Me: "You need help."
x_Nixm: "Excuse me bitch"

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excuse my french

An irrelevent phrase that is useless because the French have different words for the English cussing words.

Oh, I'm gonna say 'Excuse my French' because I just cussed but I speak English. :D

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Pearl Harbor excuse

basically, an excuse for some people to hate Japanese. In World War II the Japanese military attacked the U.S. station in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. This led to the U.S. entering the war. While people here can forgive Germany for what the atrocities the Nazi government did, they still hold a grudge against ALL Japanese people, despite the fact that General Hideki Tojo(the fascist dictator of Japan) and his cabinet were tried as war criminals and executed, and Japan and the U.S. are now allies, yet for some the hatred remains. This is the Pearl Harbor excuse.

Despite the fact that in the War of 1812 the British burned Washington D.C., we have forgiven them for that but we haven't forgiven the "Japs" for the Pearl Harbor attack. We keep using the Pearl Harbor excuse for our "Jap-bashing".

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excuse me ily

ily means I love you and if a significant other feels down don’t worry say “excuse me ily”

Significant other: Nobody loves me :( You: Excuse me ily

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excuses are like asses

its a whole saying it says "excuses are like asses everyone has one" it basically says everyone has an ass and everyone has an excuse.

"That girl Kathy she never does anything and always has a some lame reason to back it up"
"Ya but excuses are like asses everyone has one"

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Well excuse me princess!

A phrase made famous by the Link of the cartoon series.

"Nice going hero!" "Well excuuuse me princess!"

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Excuse me what the fuck

The action of showing confusion after an absurd event. This term became popular after a meme rememe, and got spread by the 9 year old army.

Usually when done correctly, the arms will form 2 sine waves, the atmosphere around you will become distorted and the color configuration will become abstract.

EXAMPLE 1
A : What’s your biggest fear?
B : ...
A : ...
B : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T...
A : Excuse me what the fuck?

EXAMPLE 2 (Edgy)
Random Template : *exists without being a meme*
Reddit’s 9 year old memer : Ayx queues me, What the EH?