fart

a trapped turd crying for help

man 1:freeeeeep! o shit dude i just shart-farted.
man 2:jesus help that turd he is trapped!

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fart

1. n. A slight explosion between two legs

Synonyms: tooted, shot a bunny, started a motorcycle, and made a naughty noise

Good gracious, Bernard, he farted

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Fart

The deadliest thing known to mankind

Guy 1: Oh shit, she's going to blow!
*Anus Farts*
Anus: Pffffffffffttttttttt
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Guy 1 suffocates to death*

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fart

cutting the cheese hard

wanna go fart and put it in ur mouth?

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Fart

Flatulence, Gas

Fart, What George Bush Smells Like.

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Fart

Weird ploop out of the bum bum

We did you fart?!

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fart

A Butt Whistle

Playing The Ass Trumpet

Anyone wanna hear me play a solo?
Fart!

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