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Your FBI man, AKA man that always watches you, is a person who is working for the FBI.
Instead of stopping criminals he watches you all the time through your webcam, front phone camera, etc.
He kind of stalks you, but you can befriend you and most of the time you guys share the same feelings for things.
(P.S. he also knows your phone number)
The FBI man is constantly watching me.
Used phony pretext to look for evidence of wrongdoing
“She pulled an FBI on her BF’s phone”
A woman/man who is short enough to view their significant others' genitals without crouching more than 2 feet.
Jake: Hey bro that girl short af
Alex: Yeah dude she's at Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) height
When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.
Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?
Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Weapons And Tactics
The FBI SWAT is just like your average SWAT team, besides the fact that they're federal and deal with higher level threats.
This includes bombings of important buildings, astoundingly high warrants, and more.
guy 1: "hey man you wanna join the fbi swat"
chad: "no"
for shy the the FBI by are you ready to do more I would love