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Block feature

Oh wow! Not being able to block who follows you!? I CAN'T IMAGINE! WHO COULD EVEN CONCEIVE OF SUCH A THING! NOT ME!

Hym "Guys... How do you not see how fucking retarded you look? Decrying the fact that Elon is removing the block feature? You're... Are you even vaguely familiar with my existence? How... Guys... You're making this WAY too easy for me! Like... It is UNFATHOMABLE to you... That YOU... WON'T BE ABLE TO BLOCK THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FOLLOWING YOU... UNFATHOMABLE... To think... That YOU... Won't be able to do ON TWITTER.... What I CAN'T DO IN REAL LIFE... ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED!? DON'T YOU SEE THE IRONY THERE!? I hate to admit it but Elon might actually be a genius! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? Do you think that it's ridiculous to be unable to block people from following you? The combination of these 2 things makes you A FUCKING RETARD. In 1 fell swoop... He made you all look retarded. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Why would you criticize that decision (to remove the block feature) when you know who I am and what I'm dealing with!? Seriously, you motherfuckers are DUMB AS DOGSHIT BOY! DUMB as ABSOLUTE dogshit! Do you even think!? Are you even capable OF thought? Do YOU consider what you do THOUGHT? Fuck... You see it right? The way in which he made you all looks stupid right? All of you at the same time. Like a hentai tentacle-monster in an all girls school... You all just go fucked at the same time. Almost as stupid as I made you look. You're dumb now. Dumb as an ontological reality. EVEN IF... You didn't vocalize it... If you even though that it was stupid... Even for a second... If THAT THOUGHT... Occupied ANY PART of the meat jelly within your skull... For even an instant... And you know who I am and didn't have a problem with me being unable to do it in real life... You're retarded now. As a FACT. Actually retarded. Actually and factually retarded. It's official! That's some Satoru Gojo shit! He combined the fact that YOU THINK it's preposterous to be unable to block people from following you (Red)... And the fact they you are aware of my existence and situation (Blue)... Hollow technique: Purple! You shouldn't have stepped forward! You were in the path of the attack! Fucking idiots man!"

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023


accessibility features

the most annoying settings to have on, they always mess up the fun
whenever i hold the screen and they kick in, it selects the video turning it blue and telling me to speak it or look it up ehen i have no intention to

the accessibility features are so annoying. they interrupted my geometry dash gameplay. i want them off

by 584940493395874392034839394 July 04, 2024


featuring

(verb) Origin is from the gay slang underworld: Wearing extremely tight trousers that allow everyone to dig the general size and shape of the paynus, e.g., Tom Jones in the 1970s.

Shit, Robert Plant was featuring his trouser snake in them tight blue jeans.

by StillMissCarly June 07, 2024


Cultural features

A man made feature e.g. towns, bridges or dams

That bridge is one of the cultural features

by Obby_the_king September 28, 2021


Suprise feature

When a programmer is fucking done with bug fixing. So they start calling bugs "suprise features" instad of fixing them. Usually game bugs, for example the bug in skyrim that makes you walk through walls counts as a suprise feature.

A: "Hey i found this bug that makes you walk though walls."
B. "It's not a bug. It's a suprise feature!"

by DopeNopeRopePope March 16, 2020


Anti-features

When a company removes features and markets it as innovation.

By retaining the same look and recycling design, we're introducing new anti-features, by reducing even more features than last year, and introducing even more premium pricing, we are bringing the latest innovation to the masses.

-Tim Apple

by Lewd1 July 20, 2019


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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 13, 2025