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Some dumbass retard in Florida who probably shat on your lawn while you went to the beach.
Me-Oh fuck. Jimmy's dog shat on my lawn again.
Jimmy-Nah. It was the florida man
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Metro area in extreme southeast Florida; the most populated urban area in the state, it stretches roughly 100 miles from Palm Beach County in the north to Miami-Dade County in the south, with about 5.4 million year-round residents. All 3 counties are incredibly densely populated because development is limited to a thin strip of land between the Atlantic Ocean and the Everglades. Miami is the largest city in South Florida; other important cities include Miami Beach, Fort Lauderdale, Hollywood, Boca Raton, and West Palm Beach. Generally disliked/hated on by the rest of the state for a variety of reasons, some logical (crime, high housing costs, bad schools, sprawl, rude drivers) and others not so logical (high levels of racial diversity, blend of cultures, pro-growth attitude, general wealth/prosperity). Demographically not that much different from a city of the Northeast (except for Miami-Dade, which has majority foreign influences), it is the most "northern" of the state's metro areas and basically the entire opposite of the Florida Panhandle. Major center for tourism, trade, finance, business, and international commerce.
He's going to spend Spring Break in South Florida. Wanna come?
(Typical Panhandle resident): South Florida is a wicked, atheist-filled garbage dump.
(Weather announcer) Today's January forecast for the greater South Florida area calls for cloudy skies and high temperatures in the 80's.
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A rare breed, a true Native Floridian, whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. Not at all like what most people nowadays picture as a Floridian. A Florida Cracker is a true Southerner, not a transplant from a Northern state. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.
People ask me where I am from, assuming everyone in Florida must be from another state and are shocked to learn that I am a Florida Cracker.
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Florida was the lead cattle producing state in America, Florida cracker is from when the men were cracking their whips on the cattle to get on the ships to go to the more northern states. Descendants of Florida crackers are also considered Florida crackers. Florida cracker does not mean a man who cracked his whip on slaves or white trash.
I'm a Florida cracker and I'm proud of it
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Florida Ma'am is kin to the infamous Florida Man. She could be his cousin, sister, maw maw or next ex wife. She's bold and brazen, tough and beautiful. She knows her way around the Everglades of Florida and has even been known to hang with Skunk Ape himself. She's a lady for certain but will defend what she loves at all cost and look beautiful while doing it! Like a panther to milk, men want her and women want to be her. She's the gator ridin', possum' toting, beer drankin', snake charmin', Queen of the Swamp!
That damn Florida Ma'am!
Check out Florida Ma'am and her gator wrasslin' exhibt!
All the men want a Florida Ma'am!
Florida Ma'am, hold my beer!
I wish I could be a Florida Ma'am
In today's news, Florida Ma'am shows off her collection of pet raccoons she rescued
Florida Ma'am for Governor!
He left me for a Florida Ma'am!
The act of someone sliding down a slide backwards while some waits at the bottom of the slide with a Palm branch and while the Palm branch is up the rectum you take a picture
dude Rachel did a Florida slider with Darrel
When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out the toilet and latches on to your penis.
Person 1: where's person 3?
Person 2: he got a Florida Blowjob.
Person 1: yikes!