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A girl with an ugly face and messed up teeth, usually very obnoxious and/or overweight.
Grandma Jibs: This party is awesome!!! I'm all wasted and shit, yeah!!!
Me: Ohhh? That is neat. I'm going to call you Grandma Jibs.
Grandma Jibs: Why?!?
Me: Eh, don't worry about it.
Grandma Jibs: Cool!
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Granny’s old fish smelling, swollen, droopy, diaper fuzz, piss infested, scabby, grandpa’s spunk holding vagina. Resembles a gutted brown trout.
Hey Andy check out grandma’s Trout over there. Her diaper is getting full and droopy and you can see that old smelly flapper peeking out from underneath her moo moo.
Andy: you’re damn right I’m starting to drip looking at that tasty trout. Yummy!
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A type of lesbian categorized as a smol bean with little to no social media and or use of technology. They wear cute little glasses for the aesthetic and probably thrift shop. They love cats and hot tea. They also usually have curly hair.
Kate McKinnon is such a little grandma lesbian, I love her so much.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.
A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice.
I can't remember the rest of the night after I had that Japanese Grandma but I know I had the best shit of my life
The employment of intelligent, high sounding vocabulary at times when it is unnecessary, ie., Facebook. Named grandma language in that the vernacular lacks common day slang and usually employs more educated words.
Dang! Why does Courtney always use grandma language? Can't she just talk like everyone else? Geez!
When you are giving you're grandmother anal, often times her prostate gives out and she will shit all over your dick, proceeding her to suck the shit off your dick and calling them grandmas brownies.
Grandmas brownies Taste really good.
A sleeping position in which 3 or more people rest in a spoon configuration.
"We had to fit four campers in that little tent, and it was friggin' cold, so we pulled a Grandma's Silver."