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Ford

Fucked
On
Race
Day

Found
On
Road
Dead

Ford
Owners
Risk
Death

Today while driving my new VZ Commodore i drove past 20 shitty Flawed Falcons stranded on the side of the road.

by Someone Else March 17, 2005

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ford

Makes great cars in Europe, should try to bring more models to the US/Canada market from accross the ocean. The Focus is a start.

The Mondeo would be a good replacement for the Taurus.

by Jon May 22, 2003

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Ford

Cars designed for shirt-lifters

love is good, love is golden,
love should be made in the back of a Holden,
if you don't like it, if you get bored,
become a homosexual and fuck in a Ford!!

by george December 21, 2003

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Ford

man all you idiots are so stupid ford's arent as bad as you all make them out to be. what a clee-shay

fucking morons

by noneedforaname February 2, 2004

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Ford

A piece of shit car company.. I mean seriously The mustang (Except The Salene Mustang and the Mustang Cobra) Blows too slow to heavy.. The ford Exploder just blows ass.. GET A FUCKIN HONDA!!!

Hi my ford just exploded for no reason at all can I ride in your honda? Sure

by Tromboner 2004 August 16, 2003

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ford

Fag Opens Rear Daily

I took it in the butt because I bought a Ford. Now I walk a lot.

by D² May 25, 2003

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ford

wen written backwards:

Driver Returns On Foot

it would be better to drive a 1955 Holden backwards than drive that new FPV GT Found On Rubbish Dump

Person 1: mate my ford wont start
Person 2: ive told u fords only work wen they go downhill

by Fords are made from reused parts April 30, 2005

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