Friend

1. One who loves another, especially one who feels sexual love.
2. A sexual partner.
3. A person who is cosmopolitan, considerate, random, intellegent yet childish when convenient.

You're such a good friend!

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no friends

Phrase used in situations in which one spends too much time in achieving something, purely for the demotion of another's self-esteem.

*On Facebook*
Daniel: Just went to the midnight release for MW3. Waited for 5 whole hours! You jelly?

Joseph: No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends.

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Friends

Something you don’t have.

I have no friends

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Friends

Loving, caring, sweet, kind, generous, selfless, brave people who always stand by your side, are always loyal to you, watch out for you, respect your standards, stand up for you, guide you, and love you.

Friends are forever together unable to be separated by differences

Friend

Someone who will have your back no matter what ..through all the ups and downs ..who will always try to make you smile ..and loves you regardless of who or what you are ..a friend does not discriminate or judge cause they believe every one who is kind to them shall receive kindness in reaturn ..a protector of all under the name of friend

I'll always be your friend

Friends

Friends are friends, which friends friends so when friends friend a friend is friend friends friend.

ME: Hi
Also me: i have to put also me because i have no friends.

Friend

Back stabbing bastards

I am from Grimsby and all of my friends are back stabbing bastards.