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Finding out a few hours before you go out to fuck this girl that she's back with her old boyfriend.
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A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.
It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.
* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"
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when making somebody angry by making a mess.
What are you doing man, you are just mugging around the building, just call that slut and get the money. You heard what I said, Don't fuck up the job, just call her and get the shit out of there. You hear me, son of a bitch. Just call her you mug, call her.........Ok you fucking bitch at last. What the fuck? you are mugging with the girl, oh my fucking shit, just finish it off you ass, just ask for the money, what are you doing . I am gonna kill that asshole if he fuck up my buisness, this is enough Im calling big guys. Fuck you, you son of a bitch there you ask for the money at last.
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What hookers do when they're on the bottom.
"Are you just going to lay there?!?!? FUCK UP!!!"
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how ur boyfriend or girlfriend does u
My x boyfriend is fucked up for what he did
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I when you get so high you don't know where you are
Had such a bad day just want to get fucked up .
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something that you say to a person when you are horny or just don't like someone
Me: I'm going to fuck you up
your gf: oh pls
also me: I'm going to fuck you up
The stupid brad: oh shit
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