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Gained the Covid-19

Similar to the “Freshman 15” pounds gained during the first year of college, refers to the 19 pounds gained from gorging during the Covid-19 lockdown.

I gained the Covid-19 thanks to all the baked desserts, boozing and casseroles during the first 3 months of lockdown.

by SandClover December 24, 2021


gage gain

a saggy eyed person

OMG he has the ugliest saggy eyes EVER!! his name is gage gain....

by narwalkateater123 January 31, 2016


johnny gains

Been you take a lil blue pill to make Mr Peter become a strong man.

Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.

by BumbButt November 12, 2022


Show yo gains, not yo Hanes

It means quit sagging. Seriously guys, nobody wants to see your underwear.

Edward: *has his shorts all the way down to his knees*
Thomas, visibly disgusted: Edward, please. Show yo gains, not yo Hanes.

by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling March 14, 2024


Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022


journi Arielle Gaines

Journi Arielle Gaines : Journi is a very smart ,Brave , and loving girl .She loves her family , friends , And animals . She also loves when she is treated like a person that matters .

You know how Journi Arielle Gaines is a loving nd caring person she dates this boy that treats her like someone .

by Journiii March 15, 2024


Monotheistic gain

The worship of currency and believing that is all you need in life in order to make it better

The fact that everyone has a price proves that monotheistic gain exists

by CrazedMilkMan September 3, 2023