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The act of sticking someone's head between your buttcheeks and taking a shit on their forehead.
Come here baby *as Fred puts Haley's head between his cheeks and lets one rip*
Bruh I just did The Glaze and Daze to my girl's dad last night it was gnarly .
When you collect your mans nut in a jar over a long period of time and then decide to disperse the nut into smaller jars and add food dye to each one, changing the color of the nut. You then will buy a canvas and paint something solely out of his nut and when you’re finished, present it to him. The leftover “paint” you can either drink, cook with, or slather yourself in it.
random bruh: hey man! what did you do last night?
me: dude, my girl saved up my nut for over a year and made me a glazed picasso for our anniversary!
why the shit would you look this up, what circumstances do you have to be in to search this up. when would you need to search up glazed chicken. its just chicken with idk fucking oil on it or some shit
i will shove a glazed chicken up your nose if you don't scram rn
When you cum on the butthole of someone instead of the inside
Sorry babe, I gave you a glazed donut
A Ring of Sperm left around Ones anus after Anal Sex
After The Buttsex Session, Jim left His Girlfriend A Glazed Doughnut
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When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.
At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.
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n. the thin layer of semen that is leaked from a woman following a cream pie and is then spread all over due to the motion of her inner thighs
Ann started to chafe once her thigh glaze began to harden.
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