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To get murdered by Michelle Williams, who then makes it look like a suicide.
"Dude, have you seen Reiker? He was supposed to meet me for a brewski, but the faggot never showed!"
"No, man. Didn't you hear? The police found his dead 28-year old Austrailian body in his Manhattan apartment."
"Whoa, what happened?"
"Got Heath Ledgered, man."
"Fuckin' Michelle Williams..."
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For one man to fuck another man in the ass. Usually performed by cowboys upon one another.
Person 1: "Dude, I was walking through the park the other day, and I seen this fag in the bushes Heath Ledgering this other guy right in the Gyllenhole"
Person 2: "That's some sick-ass shit right there, man."
Person 1: "Yeah, it was brokeback mountian all over again."
Person 1: "After seeing Brokeback Mountain, I just can't watch Donnie Darko anymore. I keep thinking Frank the Bunny is going to take off his mask and turn out the be Heath Ledger - then he will proceed to bend over Donni and Heath ledger him in the Gyllenhole..."
Person 2: "Dude, that sucks...another perfectly good movie ruined by a bunch of assfucking cowboys..."
Person 1: "I know, it's sad - isn't it?"
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A herb that was used by Henry the II to keep his bitches from gettin fat. Yo. Also known as Bitter Vetch.
"Man that bitch is gettin fat!"
"Well sneak some heath pea and shell lose it all. Yo"
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An actor who made several great films, some good films,
and 1 very bad film.
An actor who killed himself when he got tired of hearing all the jokes about his 1 bad film and he knew that the jokes would never go away.
This 1 bad film destroyed his social life by causing unwanted
sexual advances from people that he had no interest in.
Bob: "Did you hear Heath Ledger killed himself?"
Sam: "I would too if evereryone thought I was queer."
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28 Year actor who died 1/22/07, once i heard this me and my friend made up some Heath Ledger Jokes, please enjoy
Friend: Dude work is such a drag, i wish i was dead, like Heath Ledger.
Me: It sucks getting old
Friend: You know is isnt getting old? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Me: Dude the stock market is horrible right now
Friend: Yeah but you know who doesnt care about the stock market? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Me: John Edwards is getting my vote for president
Friend: That's cool, but guess who wont be voting for Edwards? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Friend: God this class is so boring
Me: I know i bet you wish you were dead, like Heath Ledger, so go take off your cloths, get in bed and take some sleeping pills, then you can be like Heath Ledger
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Recent dead actor. Pills take another.
B.I.H. Heath Ledger. What a tool.
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Something would be described as a "bit Heath Robinson" if it were disorganised, disheveled, messy, or just tottal chaos. Heath Robinson was an artist from the 1930's he used penicl to draw very vivacious works of art, which in the untrained eye would be described as messy.
"Its all gone a bit Heath Robinson"
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