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a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.
b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.
a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)
b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.
From the 1984 movie called Ice Pirates
Princess: what was that?
Jason: Ah, it was..ah...a spa...adjle.
Princess: A what!
Jason: Space herpes.
Nanny: THAT'S DISGUSTING!
When your USB flash drive becomes infected with a virus and passes it off to every computer you plug it into. Also any computer that an infected USB drive has been plugged into passes the virus off to every USB drive plugged into it.
"Your computer gave me USB herpes!"
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When your fecal matter itches and has cuts all over it. The shit often doesn't fit in in polite social circles.
I sure feel sorry for my shit. It had shit herpes.
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A common reference to a huge cluster of herpes.
That hos walnut herps today are fuckin gross!
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Herpes Island is a magical place of modern folklore where smiling happy beautiful people ride bicycles and make love on the beach all day. It has been said that the only requirement to join this exclusive community is that you have herpes. Valtrex seems to have rare footage of this mythical locale.
"Wow. That looks like paradise. Do you know where that is?"
"That's Herpes Island, dog..."
"Can I go there?"
"Ya, but only if you have herpes."
"Sweet, I'm there."
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The rash-like skin irritation that men (and sometimes women) get from the ocean water and sand on their privates.
"Aw man....I just got back from Rhode Island and have a serious case of beach herpes. I'm not getting laid for a week!"
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