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can't be hooped

A phrase to express your lack of motivation to do something.

I can't be hooped to visit my inlaws.

I can't be hooped to wash the dishes.

by barelegs November 10, 2013

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Poop Hoop

A synonym for the butt hole or the anal sphincter

That Indian food really tore up my poop hoop

by pewppewp December 18, 2014

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Salted Hoop

The art of salting a hoop (arsehole) licking the salt from the hoop and drinking a shot of tequila from the hoop. One can also suck a lime or lemon from their partners vagina or scrotum to complete the salted hoop slammer

I'd love to salt her hoop! Man she has a tasty salted hoop!

by Iver Biggin February 16, 2010

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Hula Hoop

hula hoop a verb. to move or sway your hips in a fashion as if you were using a hula hoop, used duirng sex with women that are loose, so as to get some kind of sentation.

That whore I picked up at the club, during last call, was so loose I had to hula hoop her for an hour just to get off.

by Shawnis god May 2, 2010

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Hula Hooping

A man puts on three strap-ons; one on each side and one on the back. He then stands in the center of four bent-over women and has sex with them all at the same time by moving his hips in a circular motion; as if he was hula hooping.

Optional: Can be done to the tune of "Jump On It" by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Dude, I got with four chicks last night and we were totally hula hooping!

by TVK777 March 23, 2015

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Hoop Fluff

The Ass Pubes which are scattered around one's bumhole.

That guy is a hairy tramp - look at all that hoop fluff.

by Benj Malster May 25, 2009


hoop-sting

The pain endured after a through 'passing' session on ones throne. Often caused by spicy food consumption or 'getting the runs'.

Is also a product of anal love making.

Can also be used as an insult, or a term for feeling overwhelmed in a work situation.

"Ouch, i've got such terrible hoop-sting today Daz!"

"God, we getting hooped today!"

"Emma, you're a hoop-sting!"

by Jiggly January 21, 2004