A phrase to express your lack of motivation to do something.
I can't be hooped to visit my inlaws.
I can't be hooped to wash the dishes.
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A synonym for the butt hole or the anal sphincter
That Indian food really tore up my poop hoop
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The art of salting a hoop (arsehole) licking the salt from the hoop and drinking a shot of tequila from the hoop. One can also suck a lime or lemon from their partners vagina or scrotum to complete the salted hoop slammer
I'd love to salt her hoop! Man she has a tasty salted hoop!
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hula hoop a verb. to move or sway your hips in a fashion as if you were using a hula hoop, used duirng sex with women that are loose, so as to get some kind of sentation.
That whore I picked up at the club, during last call, was so loose I had to hula hoop her for an hour just to get off.
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A man puts on three strap-ons; one on each side and one on the back. He then stands in the center of four bent-over women and has sex with them all at the same time by moving his hips in a circular motion; as if he was hula hooping.
Optional: Can be done to the tune of "Jump On It" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
Dude, I got with four chicks last night and we were totally hula hooping!
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The Ass Pubes which are scattered around one's bumhole.
That guy is a hairy tramp - look at all that hoop fluff.
The pain endured after a through 'passing' session on ones throne. Often caused by spicy food consumption or 'getting the runs'.
Is also a product of anal love making.
Can also be used as an insult, or a term for feeling overwhelmed in a work situation.
"Ouch, i've got such terrible hoop-sting today Daz!"
"God, we getting hooped today!"
"Emma, you're a hoop-sting!"