Hugo Chavez

Lard-ass president of Venezuela, constantly seeking attention by spouting anti-American rhetoric to any media outlet that will listen. Has allied himself with Iranian President Ahmadinejad, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, and pretty much every other anti-American/socialist/fascist leader in the world. Currently adored by leftists for his anti-Bush stances and for leading a so-called Latino "Revolution" against American "imperialism", despite the fact that 80% of Venezuelans currently live below the poverty line.

Hugo Chavez getting applauded at the U.N. for calling Bush "the devil" eight times just shows how decadent the U.N. has become.

Viva Chavez? Pfft.

Hugo Chavez owning Citgo is just one more reason to drill Alaska.

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Hugo Weaving

the actor who played a robot in the matrix trilogy, and fought against keanu reeves, the human.

The irony of acting.

Why Mr anderson, why do you think you can beat me, huh/ i went to university and i was in 5 indie films!

Keanu. I know kung fu.

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hugo kinder

Mr steal your girl just ask Henry

hugo kinder is just a beast

hugo disorder

is when a person who is named "hugo" triggers a certain person with hugo disorder, hugo disorder is not to be taken lightly as it can affect your daily life ; people get triggered by the name hugo

"Be careful around me, know that I have hugo disorder."

Hugo Rant

a rant where only asian males go on very long rants using big words such as Psychotomimetic. ...
Trichotillomania. ...
Omphaloskepsis. ...
Myrmecophilous. ...
Xenotransplantation. ...
Embourgeoisement.

to make themselves seem intelligent and more mature.

Hugo rant is

give me a xenon bow faggot

charles hugo beaver

why would i give you a xemon bow when you are calling me by the f slur
why the fuck do you need it you literally have the schematic

other

"the f slur" 🤓

charles hugo beaver
shut the fuck up
im trying to get into college without kids screenshotting the things i say
now if you had asked nicely, you would've gotten a xenon bow by now
but instead you displayed vicious hostility
therefore
your xenon bow is void

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carl-hugo

A hell of a guy, and will also probably fuck you up with his golf club. Carl-Hugo is a sexy beast who everyone thinks is gay but in reality he gets hella bitches.

*guy 1* you heard about that guy Carl-Hugo?
*guy 2* yeah, I heard he fucked that girl Britney last night!
*guy 1* no homo bro but like he’s really sexy.
*guy 2* yeah bro I know.

Evelyn Hugo

A term used to describe anything that slays.

"Look at this dress."
"That is so Evelyn Hugo!"