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given infinite time, Jason will have good idea
Greg: Wow! Jason actually had a good idea
Sam: Well the infinite jason theorem says he'll get one every once in a while
Infinite Reverse Card is a more powerful version of the Uno reverse card and Billions of times stronger than no u
the Infinite Reverse card is the holy grail of reverse cards and can obliterate your opponents even if they have a Uno reverse card
Person 1: ur stupid and ugly
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Uno reverse card
Person 2: Infinite reverse card
Person 1: * screams in terror and dies a bloody and brutal death*
The Infinite Lasagna Theory states that everything in the universe correlates to a layer of lasagna in an infinite lasagna, everything can relate to anything even if it takes 10000 layers of lasagna to get there. Each layer of lasagna going up is a relation of some sort. The lasagna is ever-expanding as well, as time moves onward technology develops thus allowing for more layers of the lasagna to be added, thus making it in theory infinite. There is an infinite number of branches branching off each layer as well. An infinite number of branches of lasagna for an infinite number of layers in the main lasagna.
"Did you hear about The Infinite Lasagna Theory?"
"No, tell me about it!"
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This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.
Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.
OR
Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.
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Some thing small that will last forever.
Forever small.
Also a rock band from Leicester.
1x(3) to the power of infinity = 3.3333333333333333333 recuring forever.
Also can be applied to a group of people
If a small minority hate a 'certain something' and do not bother to share they're veiws with the outside world and only they're offspring. Then they will become an infinte minority of people who hate the 'certain something'
Capped cell regeneration is an infinite minority. As only a specific number of these specific cells can be in operation at anytime, when one dies another will regenerate to take its place.
The cingularity that created the universe and all living matter.
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A game so fucking bad it makes Blind want to slice their wrists while jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Infinite Warfare was made by none other than Infinity Ward, yes the company that produced the Modern Warfare games.
If you could say anything good about this game, is that it's got a good zombies mode.
If I were to play Infinite Warfare again it would only be zombies other than that, I would go jump in a Olympic sized pool and just sit at the bottom till everything fades to black.
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Farming.
Discovered 10,000 B.C.
Remember to always respect the people who do this for a living. As a legend once said, "It ain't much but it's honest work."
Many people tend to forget the word "farming" and tend to call it the infinite food glitch. In reality, farming isn't really that "exploitative."
Pun intended.