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Iowa city west is one of the worst schools in Iowa. Shitty sports teams and even worse people. Not to mention all of the students are ugly as shit.
“Hey where do you go to school?”
“Iowa city West”
“Burn in hell”
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A sweet town, full of people who care about one another and help each other in times of need. Has a great community-based page on Facebook full with collaborative ideas and opinionated individuals. Boone Iowa has many family owned buisnesses and great stores downtown on story street. There is also a festival of sorts called pufferbilly days that is fun for the whole family. Come and visit, you won't regret a second.
Person: Where are you from?
Booninite: Boone, Iowa why?
Person: Wow that explains why you so nice! I hear Boone Iowa is a great place to live.
Booninite: Thank you for the compliment, you should come visit sometime.
Person: I think I will!
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An act where you take a shit in someone else’s asshole.
Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch I’m gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.
When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.
Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.
Small town in Central Iowa ran by carpet munchers and it's overruled by lesbians, chokeholders, and druggies.
Laurel, Iowa
Lady 1: Hey, what carpet do you prefer.
Lady 2: Any that's below the waist.
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Cow College (n)
Founded by a cow on March 22, 1858. Known globally for its Vet-Med school and a main contributer to the Manhattan Project. An overall amazing school for any science and technology.
Person 1: Damn boy, I need to find me some place to study animal biology with a minor in nuclear weapons.
Person 2: Well you can choose your adventure at Iowa State University!
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Sex position where a guy is doing a chick doggy style while eating a burger. He may casually rest the burger on the ladies back in between bites. Although he must make sure to save the last bite for her after he blows his load on it.
"Dude, last night when I was nailing this hot chick I gave her an Iowa City Barbaque."
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