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Jedi Academy

A game created by Lucas Arts in 2003. This game continuates Jedi Outcast but in this one you are a newb Jedi apprentice who either goes good or evil. Although some levels are a bitch and some are fun as hell. It is a Quake 3 engined game which is sexy. In the game you face all sorts of challenges as well as choices such as lightsaber, weapons, and darkside/lightside powers. Your Kyle Katarns apprentice whom has another apprentice named Rosh Penin who is the worst Star Wars character whom is next to Jar-Jar. When you get to the end of the game you can kill Rosh or not. (I prefer to kill the little fucker for the sake of being me) Then you go to Korribann to fight Tavion from JKO whom is trying to ressurect Marka Ragnos. Basicly thats it now. On to Multiplayer... there is much choice between FFA or TFFA or my favorite: RPG. Oh yes readers, RPG. RPG that makes it fun for us all I say, you basicly have no First through 27th U.S. Constitutional Amendment Rights. It is basicly controlled by Europeans who envy America and insult it for supplying it with billions of American tax payers money. Back to RPG. You have to work your way up from the bottom and if you miss a rule servers such as Zone will ban you for 2 days or more. Best way to avoid this head on Fuck-You-Sideways condition is that you never play a Jedi Academy RPG game. Do something contructive like play Call of Duty.

Kid:Hey wanna play Jedi Academy bro?

Dude: Uhh... I'd rather play WoW.

by Dean Winchester May 26, 2007

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jedi

1.a powerful bean of substancial importane.
2.sahara

Sahara is a dessert of many jedis'

by jedispoon23 April 11, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jedi-Stick

Another name for the jedi's lightsaber. It came to me one day while walking down the highway with my lightsaber and I forgot what it was called, so out of my mouth came "jedi-stick"

Hey Brooke let's have ourselves a jedi-stick fight!
Jedi-stick! Brilliant
*pshooom* :ingages in lightsaber battle while walking odwn the highway:

by Emily10010011001 December 18, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


jedi rep

When your lifting weights and you struggle to get those last few reps in on your set so you use your extreme mental power to push your body past the point of failure.

Your muscles start to give out and you cannot finish the rep without help in desperation and with crazy awesome mental skill you use your mind to push your muscles past the point of failure and to finish the REP .OH WoW IM AMAZING I just did a JEDI REP. Boom !!

by TheBigGer November 11, 2015


Jedi Redeye

A sexual move that occurs when a glow stick is taped to the penis during anal sex thereby creating the appearance of a light saber.

"Her butt was so tight I had to use the force to give her a good Jedi Redeye."

by Dr. Alfred Wang October 23, 2018


jedi chillen

Chillen to the point where you are so chill that you are the illest of the chillest. People who jedi chill usually have no life what so ever

Dude, he's been jedi chillen all week. He's like a vegetable now.

by jeffreydahmer May 17, 2009


Bangor Jedi

A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.

Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.

Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.

by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021