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jewel zit

Another name for those nose studs girls get. Ladies who wear this fashion think a small sparkly cubic zirconium zit on their nose is attractive.

Me: Man! I just entered "jewel zit" in Urban Dictionary and I can't figure out a good way to use it in a dialogue.

Jennifer: Yeah. I have no idea. It's not something you talk about everyday.

Me: Right. Except that we're talking about it right now. Why don't I just use this conversation?

Jennifer: Ok. That works.

by daftstrings February 25, 2012

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jewel fart

pussy fart pussy fart

self-explanatory pussy fart

by 1whoknowz June 4, 2005

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Jewels Flop

When you pull down your pants and jump on something butt ass naked. And you have to scream JEWELS FLOP !!! Or its just not a real.

When my cousin went to football practice, i Jewels Flopped on his bed because he pissed me off earlier.

by Julius Jizz January 3, 2008

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Family Jewels

Male or female genitalia.

My friend swung a baseball bat at me and hit me in the my family jewels.

by TXN in DE November 21, 2020

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emma jewell

Emma jewell is a phrase used to describe a situation that is to tight or moist for you to handle, it is often used as a sex term

Hey this is getting a little emma jewell

by espererodefines April 13, 2017

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drop jewels

A man's testicles, a typically paired male reproductive gland that produces sperm.

Man, we was really goin' at it and she was squeezin' my drop jewels tight.

by Victor Cole December 29, 2006

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johnson family jewels

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

by spiderbesideher September 27, 2009

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