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A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.
Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.
A loser who has no friends most likely a loser who games and eats dorrito dust. Also most definitely hispanic.
Robbit Goes Kermit is ar eal loser
An incredibly sacred religion devised by an unknown generation. Kermitism is where we all worship the Holy Lord Kermit the Frog, and support the Kermitism government, that mainly focuses on re-establishing communism. Followers/worshippers must have sufficient knowledge, such as the procedure of rick-rolling.
A: Do you worship Kermitism?
B: No
A: You know the rules, and so do I
A joke/meme religion surrounding the muppets and various memes as powerful gods at war. Kermit is the primary god.
Have you been reading up on the Kermitism Bibble?
When getting fisted turn to your partner and in a Kermit the Frog voice say "Hey man watch it up there"
Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????
Typical tiktok again!
Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!
A surprisingly satisfying term used to describe a reaction to both moments of pure joy/awesomeness or utter chaos. Can be used in present, past or future tense. Best used as a verb but flexible and adaptable to all kinds of usage.
Jo: Phil! Your car is on fire!
Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.
George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.