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Kingston maurward is a college situated on the outskirts of Dorchester, the college consists of slutty equine girls, chavy low life health and fitness people who don’t actually give a fuck about health or fitness, farmers who struggle to talk, read or write and the lads in animal care who like other lads from animal care. The fuckboys are in the courses health and fitness, outdoor adventure and horticulture so stay away and sluts are just all the equine fuck tards. Then the rest of the college consists of disabled people and cows.
Kmc college student: ave you seen my tra-or I lost it and I fink I left it in wiv yer cows
Person 2: in English please?....
Kmc student: wha do ya mean I go to Kingston maurward arrghhhrhegh my sheep is up ar treee....
He is a cracked out nigga with a sexy brother and good taste in food (dogs)
That kingston-chan is one crazy nigga
Very freaky and loves Double Dutch Ruddering. Without this he can not perform properly in school and in life. He also cant perform the act of "Rizz" without Doing this in a week
ME: Kingston cant rizz me some hoes because he hasn't Double Dutch Ruddered in a week
Freaky Kingston G" AHHHHHHHH HELP ME
When your long term partner breaks up with you and wants the clothes iron
My ex pulled a Lame Ass Kingston when we broke up
The Kingston Frontnacs are the worst hockey team in the OHL
Hey, are u gonna pull the Kingston Frontnacs tonight?
Refers to encouraging a woman to smoke marijuana while performing oral sex. Usually taking a toke after each sucking motion until the moment of ejaculation
Guy (talking to friends): Yeah, bro, last night with Justine was unreal. I took her back to Kingston.
Girl (talking to friends): It was pretty fun. Craig took me back to Kingston with him.
Girl: I'm going back to Kingston with him, tomorrow.
(Friend): You're going all the way to Jamaica?
Girl: No, silly! I'm gonna smoke dat kush while suckin' his cock.