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When two hipsters use telepathy to declare a romantic interest in one another. Words, a peck on the cheek, a reassuring touch, or even a simple smile would betray emotion, thereby running the risk that onlookers might suspect the two hipsters are enjoying the moment truthfully (rather than ironically).
"Lars, do you see how Marius and Clementine are staring coldly at one another from across the room, without speaking or motion of any kind? Do you see how dead her eyes look behind those turquoise spectacles?"
"Yes, Niko, I do. What's their deal?"
"It's a hipster kiss. They'll be engaged as quickly as you can Tweet 'Free art show! BYOB!!' "
this is when you are making out with your significant other and you casually put your hands on their cheeks, but then quickly plug their nose and try to suck the air out of their lungs.
Dame: mmm baby I do love makin out with you
Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night
Dame: c'mere closer
Fella: what you got in mind for me
Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr
Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss
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A Ninja Kiss (NK) can only preformed by the quick of lips. A perfectly executed NK will be completely without warning, and usualy leaves the kissee breathless, confused, and horny. This is why ninjas always get the girl in the end.
As Rainbow turned the corner, she was surprised with a ninja kiss. SCOOOOOOOOORE!
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An old term meaning to go to prison a very long time.
Big Mean: What's the charge?
Harry Monroe: Innocent.
Big Mean: Ain't we all?
Harry Monroe: Bank robbery?
Big Mean: Oh, shit.
Harry Monroe: Ooooh, shit!
Big Mean: You can kiss the baby.
Harry Monroe: Kiss the baby?
Skip Donahue: to Big Mean What baby is that sir?
Big Mean: Ask your lawyer.
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A headbutt
“Do yue want to get a Glasgow kiss, *tsk* da fuac I ain’t uglahy ! you are fouckin uglahy€!”
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When one person drinks from the same can as another person. Both of their lips have been on the can.
I was so thirsty that I Can Kissed Billy's drink last night!
A term when a man abruptly grabs another man and kisses him out of brotherly love, started when Michael Corleone of the Godfather kissed his brother Fredo.
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