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When a girl is giving a blowjob and a guy grabs her head like a laces out football.
Guy 1:Hey see that girl overthere? She's a slut.
Guy 2: How do you know?
Guy 1:That bitch went laces out the first day I met her.
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refers to persons whom consider themselves to be bisexual and find the terms 'bi' and 'bisexual' to be degrating and dirty.
Joe: hey, I heard susie q was a lesbian. Is that true?
Brett: no dude, she likes leather and lace
Diana: michael asked me out but I'm not sure if it's a good idea to go with him
Heather: why? he's cute...
Diana: he likes leather and lace, so he's probably gay but doesn't want to admit it
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1. (n.) Long strings of salivation, which hang from the jowls of dogs; usually occurs when the dog in question is watching his/her master eating something that seems rather delicious (example: pizza, ice cream, chocolate, hamburgers).
Sophie: Ew! You're dog's drooling!
Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.
Sophie: They look like shoe laces!
Lacey: Because they are.
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There's really no way to explain C Lace. Words are just words sometimes but in this case there aren't any actual words that do it justice. C Lace is a magical creature. One who emerges only to spread the joy and love of the world while maintaining an element of poise and party. Appreciates the simplicity of life. Enjoys Newport's and freshly rolled blunts. You'll only ever spot this magnificant creature in an '07 Tahoe or gallivanting along some sort of beach overlooking the Atlantic. Overall, you want to find C Lace and hold onto her. She's a precious commadity
"If C Lace is doing it, then I should be doing it too"
"C Lace, are those Newports?"
"Hey I heard C Lace was going to be there, we should go"
"What? You said C Lace isn't real? Naw bro, she's right there"
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A bruised neck post sexual intimacy.
High school girl/boy to friend, "look at my devil's lace, isn't it beaitiful?" (Showcasing neck)
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I could put my mouth around a straw and it would be thicker. That boy has himself a dick lace!
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A woman who's beautiful both inside and out. A sexy girl who's all-natural and sweet tasting.
I just met the most incredible girl. We spent hours getting to know each other and she makes me feel amazing! She's unlike anyone I've ever known before. That girl's gotta be honey-laced!
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