Landon

He's a nice guy and is mostly nice. He has a dark side though! When he likes someone, he doesn't stop to get them (except when he makes up stupid reasons as to why he shouldn't.) He has boring eyes, but that's ok because his personality makes up for. He usually has a twin named spencer and they are inseparable. Most of the time, he's kinda of athletic. He usually plays tennis and doesn't play anything else at all (except boring soccer.) He's friends include his pet turtle, Ashanti, Victoria, and Addison. They're his best friends and he loves them very much.

If you are dating a Landon, he would be loyal and undying to your love. He will love you with everything he has.

Person #1: Do you see him?
Person #2: Yeah! He's so... athletic!
Person #1: Well, you can't have him! He's mine!
Person #2: I didn't want him. I have a Brandon!
Person #1: Landon is better.

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landon

A midget that usually rages to much and jumps around a lot, but could sometimes be a good friend.

landon is defined as a midget

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Landon

Large head of doom. He will kill you, and your family. Watch out. He also has sex with his pillow. He is a very sad human being. Stupid CRINGE.

Landon is the gum on my foot.

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Landon

Landon is a strong and caring guy. He may come to a point where he can care less about who you are. He may sit there and call you a bitch. He makes mistakes just like everyone else. Sometimes he may not understand the type of person he himself is. He changes. But he is funny and understanding. Trustworthy. He'll sit there and convince you to tell the truth. Then you'll have to say it. He's a country loving guy. He hates people who lie. Never choose anyone over Landon. What ever you do, Just keep the boy happy. He always puts a smile on your face.

If he's hot then he's a Landon.

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Landons

1. Nomadic backpackers with no responsibilities in life.

2. Free spririted people.

synonyms: Gypsy, traveler, nomad, rover, roamer, wanderer

"a caravan of Landons"

Hey ask one of those landons if they need a ride to Jerusalem to get to their hostel.

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the landon

When a man fucks a guy in the ear. A very hot thing to do. If a man does this to you it means he loves you. You're a lucky guy.

Man 1: man that guy just did the Landon on me
Man 2: thats hot

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Landon

Landon is the most hateful person you could ever meet. He might be cute, but he is only a manipulative person.

Oh, god, please. Don't be such a Landon!

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