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Laura is a wise ass. She cares more about herself than others, and more about her outside than her inside, if you know what I mean. Laura's IQ is typically lower than the average person, even lower than the average garden snail. She says that she is trying to become a vegetarian to save the poor cows, even though she is one herself. Yes, Lauras are cows. She will have many boyfriend, but once they all break up with her, she will pretend she hated them in the first place even though it's like "Hey, Laura, you're the one who begged him to go out with you!" She cares more about Lenny, who is a stick, more than normal people. Did I mention that Lenny is her only friend? Laura is the kind of girl who would say the wrong answer, but then she would be like "Oh yeah, I knew that." Even though we all know she didn't. She thinks she's good at singing, but really sounds like a rat living in the sewers who is getting eaten by their cousin.
"Ugh, Laura entered the room? Everyone, quick, pretend that you weren't just talking about her. Guys, if she asks, you all have plans tonight."
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If your name us Laura your a cool wannabe. When you put your mind to something you do it.
Also, you are usually a hot head.
Laura is uncool.
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Someone who has a big account complex and flirts with everyone.
person 1: did you see her? she can't stop flirting with people!
person 2: yeah, she's laura
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An amazing and super cute friend that will celebrate your achievements and cheer you on when you struggle. She is also a member of Bach Bach Chickens. She is such a good friend that she will even suffer through math team with you. However, she sometimes forgets you exist and leaves you behind while you wait for her after class. Everybody needs a Laura in their lives.
It is another dreary day at school. You are tired and cranky. However, when you see Laura you light up as she screams " NO PAIN, NO GAIN" at you.
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man1: shes an ugly ass hoe
man2: yeah shes such an Laura
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A fat, ugly, bitchy, ugly teen girl who insults her best friend to impress others
omg did you hear what laura did
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An insult used against entitled, privilege, and often racist white women residing in Alabama. A Laura often drinks over a bottle of wine alone every night, and leaches off of her husbands immense salary. A Laura hates everyone who dares suggest she is anything other than perfection.
That bitch is such a Laura
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