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Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury

Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops

by KorokDude August 25, 2023


the vegas lawyers

A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.

Busted in Vegas? Call The Vegas Lawyers!

by Hi 5ive February 19, 2019


almost lawyer

A dedicated law student who chose not to study one night.... And then another night untill he/she failed a final. Leading them to a life of discouragement and failure..

Yeah that's guys an almost lawyer ... He had potential but it went to shit

by Yourconscience November 28, 2013


Am a lawyer

This means that an individual is a lawyer. Instead of using "I" " Am" is used instead.

Am a lawyer, Beatrice told Intergrity group members who thought she was a model.

Am a lawyer, she shouted on top of her voice.

by Beatrice London. May 12, 2024


Bad Ass Lawyer

Emily D. Baker

Emily is a bad ass lawyer who focuses on facts, not fuckery.

by westanemily February 12, 2021


Lawyer Andy

One who has a fiery temper and no tolerance for BS.
Who also keeps their emotions inside until needed then its a nuclear explosion.
A person who exploded their Terms of Service (TOS) & law on someone, who does or doesn't have a law bar in anywhere.

Pertaining content being using on a social media website

Make me understand something... This isn't a copyright protected.
Lawyer Andy: how is this content on here?
This isn't a copyright protected content.
Lawyer Andy: Did you ask the company for permission? You're going to be sued.
I bought the show and pay every month from a streaming service.
Lawyer Andy: when?
...

by freechickenmaniac May 6, 2023


lawyer guy

When met with discourse in life, rather then communicate with the individual (like an adult) over the issue, the course of legal representation is immediately invoked.

They called to ask my help with a project, but they’re such a “lawyer guy”, I’m worried I’ll be sued for my troubles.

by Felix Longbottom April 13, 2024