laying tile

The act of having sex with a client while under the pretense of performing contract work.

Dude, I had a one day tile job at the Malone's. With Mr. Malone away on business, I've been there the whole week laying tile all over the house with Mrs. Malone.

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Laying the Scunion

Laying the Scunion can mean a multitude of things. The most general definition is as follows: To completely and utterly fuck shit up.

Hey man, what are you doing tonight? I don't know man..... probably gonna be laying the scunion.

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D-Lai

Someone who loves the datas. Prone to repetition and getting the answer he wants to hear. They have been known to drink abnormal amounts of cranberry juice.

Our new data analyst is a real D-Lai.

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lay low

Take a powder for awhile, find an isolated area where you know noone & hide out

After her boyfriend dumped her & she lost her job, she wanted to lay low.

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lay game

Synonimous with spit game, using one's skills to persuade the desired person to give one their phone number, a blow job, ass play, or some other prize

Nash was trying to lay game all night with those magic tricks of his, but all the ladies were disgusted when he asked them to hold his little red balls.

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Lay Away

To put a member of the opposite sex on reserve for a future sexual encounter; Emphasis on Lay.

"So you tappin' that?"
"Nah, she's only seventeen, I've got her on Lay Away"

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lay the pipe

To have sex with someone.

I laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.

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