Fraternity Leave

Taking off from work so you can go to a frat party or missing work to go to a frat party.

Boss: So why can't you come in tonight?
Bro: Crazy rager tonight, im going on fraternity leave.

Dry on the leaves

High/baked

Bro i’m so dry on the leaves

Leave It To Beaver

A TV Show that defined the word "gay."

Beaver:Gee Wally, are you sure I should put your **** in my ***?
Wally: (Laughs) Leave it to Beaver!

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a leave behind

An item or items left behind at a lover or love interests home ensuring at least one more return visit if just to get your item(s) back.

(Phone conversation)
Bob: I left my jacket at your house last night, can I come pick it up?
Sara: Yeah, I'll leave it out on the porch so in case I'm not home you can grab it.
Bob: Well, I could just wait
Sara: Nah, I have plans with friends this week so I don't know when I'll be home
Sara to friend: That damn Bob got me with a leave behind, now he wants to come pick it up, I just never want to see his sorry a$$ again!!!

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leave you

Kill you, end you, destroy

If you keep playing with me I'm going to leave you.

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Leave It Sweet

When a woman purposely does not wash her asshole with soap in the morning/at the end of the day/after the gym in order to preserve the natural 'funky' smell and taste of her nether regions...

"When you bring that booty over, make sure to leave it sweet for me..."
"She knows how hard I get when she leaves it sweet for me..."

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Leave it to fatass.

An expression uttered when an obese friend is responsible for something being fucked up.

Ken - "So can I help you rake your lawn today?"
Pete - "No, that fatfuck broke the rake taking leaves out of my truck."
Ken - "*Sigh,* Leave it to fatass."

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