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A really cool cat. Usually never does his homework. Likes to steal Paola's cookies. With an abnormally large penis. Loves to get blowjobs
Elvis Lopez is so hot!!!
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Man. Spanish man. Mexican. Fat scary ect.
He once carved graves for your mooother and faaather, He would haate to carve ones for you muchachos.
Senor Lopez do you really think he will come!?
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A boring, self-centered celebrity with an ass that's big enough to have its own gravitational pull.
Jennifer Lopez was on TV again...yay.
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A girl who is smart, funny, and gorgeous. And also talented inthe performing arts. She has appeared in over 20 off-broadway shows around Syracuse, especially at Syrause Children's Theatre. Basically, she should be on Broadway. Her life goal is to be a Broadway actress, lawyer, or something in the criminal justice field. She is basically amazing.
Kara Lopez in Syracuse children's theatre's 2009 spring production of "Cats"
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When one individual has sex on consecutive nights with two different girls who are best friends.
- Dude I pulled a Dirty Lopez with those Brynn and Ashley!
- Aren't those two best friends?
- Yeah! And neither one knows I did it with other!
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A combination of a Rusty Trombone and Dirty Sanchez, whereas the girl/guy gives a blowjob after being anally intruded.
Jennifer got a mouthful of her own crap when she gave John a Rusty Lopez
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Having a old hispanic women fart in your face.
" I was with this hot older hispanic women and right before I finished she gave me a Dusty Lopez."
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