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A mud shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only black men. There are two distinct types of mud sharks: ....but there's a third.
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Type I Mud Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man.
Type II Mud Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde) who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Type III Mud Sharks (now off the endangered species list) are MOSTLY girls with education who, are dating or married to a white guy majority are good-looking girls who are not trying to make a statement by secretly dating a black man. Usually type III's are not going public with this achievement and especially not trying to make daddy mad. AND WILL TAKE THIS TOO THEIR GRAVE!!!!
The most common Type III are teachers, bank tellers, bartenders, nurses, cheating wives, military spouses,single moms, Glifs, and the Queen of ♠️
That ho over there is a mud shark.
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1 event in the rednek olympics consisting of vehicles going through mud holes
im going mud bogging to see how powerful my truck is
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the political use of tactics such as defamation
people use mud-slinging everywhere these days.
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A male that is relentless in his pursuits of male on female anal sex. It consumes the fiber of his very being and is a lifetime quest to have anal sex.
Dana: Hey Chloe. How are things with Dave? You all have been going out now for about a month.
Chloe: He's out. I'm on to the next.
Dana: Why?
Chloe: That guy is a Mud Hound. He was after my back door from day one. That's a one way highway for me girlfriend.
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the toughest decision a person must make when they have to fart. they must decide if the fart is going to be wind or mud (shart). its a risk especially if you're out in public and have no back up underwear/clothing.
i was in the movie theater and had to fart. i wasnt sure if it was going to be wind or mud so i held it in.
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A small spat of diahreah is literally blown out of the anus, masqueraded as mere gas. Not until the actual exit from the anus, does the unfortunate mud blower realize that what they believed to be simple gas, turned out to be a forceful eruption of diarreah. To blow mud; blowing mud; blew mud;
I had to leave work early because I thought I was in the clear to bust a real loud ass fart, I was going to let one rip, but it turned out that I blew mud all over my underwear instead. I have to escape quickly before the smell is detected by a colleague. (Blow Mud)
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a shit so bad that you and anyone around you needs to shower afterwards, while in the shower, washing your asshole, you get the left over poo that didn't come out with the toilet paper under your fingernails.
A sack-a-poopie shared with everyone.
Steve had a mud fudge and now I need to wash my hair.
Wow, what a mud fudge. Now everyone needs a shower.
Tom's mud fudge ruined my suit. Tom's such a sludge-slinger.
I had mud fudge and no one was there to share it with me so I got mad. Then I cleaned the walls.
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