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One of the most over-rated football clubs in the whole of the United Kingdom, and, let's face it - one of the worst.
The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.
The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.
Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.
They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
Person A: You know my mate, Stan?
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
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the best football team in the world!!! also with the best players
manchester united beat chelsea in the champions league final!!
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verb (used with object), tossed or (Literary) Manchester United·ing, Manchester United.
A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.
Bro, did you hear J Leno got a manchester united group together last night?
Utter Rubbish ... Enough Said.
Your performance towards your school work and behavior is so Manchester United
A bunch of rubbish old men playing football
Person 1: who is your favourite manchester united player?
Person 2: no one, they all are rubbish
Manchester is a western suburb of Saint Louis located approximately 20 miles from downtown Saint Louis. Its most notable school is Parkway South High. It is home to over 18,000 residents. Manchester Road, which runs along downtown Manchester, occupies U.S. Historic Route 66 for a few miles. Manchester shares their population with its twin city Ballwin, which has a population of over 30,000 people.
"We are taking a detour through Manchester Missouri to get there"