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the best basketball program in America because of its awesome team consisting of talented, young, cute college guys and its ability to entertain the lovely campus of College Park, all Maryland fans and anyone that watches the team play with passion; 2002 National Champions; 2004 Atlantic Coast Conference Champions.
University of Maryland basketball is the highlight of any Terp fan's life.
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A small county where half the people are rich and stupid and the other half are meth addicts. The kids spend all their time smoking pot while their douche bag parents do meth. This county hides everything from the public eye and not gonna lie if you learn they’re secrets they won’t ley you leave. All the teens are suicidal and have cuts all over their bodies. If you don’t get out of this county by 21 chances are you aren’t getting out.
Garrett county Maryland
When I got my diploma, it was just a receipt that said "Thank you for your payment."
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A notorious group of teenagers, whose main objective is to get money & fuck hoes. Anybody who dissed or slanders the state of Maryland the Grim Reapers will come and confront them.
“Aye bro I’m telling you the Maryland Grim Reapers are coming & it won’t be good.
When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.
She was on her period and I wanted crabs, so I gave her the Maryland Crab Mallet.
I spilled Natty Boh on my Maryland tuxedo jacket when we were at the jousting tournament.
The act of pouring hot sauce on a female's vagina with crabs then proceed to eat her out with the possibility of sex afterwards
I gave my girl a Maryland hot dog but one of the crabs got stuck between my teeth
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