The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present
Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were
When you really avoid someone because you're a fucking coward and can't face them. Usually with someone you have a crush on.
Scott was performing Mass Avoidtion on Caitlin because he was too scared to ask her out.
Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.
Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?
what I am going to do in my school tomorrow
I am going to cause mass death tomorrow at school
That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.
"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."
A mini version of the new popular by damaned of critical mass . Crititcal mass is a riding of fixed gear bikers who do not obey the law and ride like crazy monsters. In las vegas the gathering is held every last friday of the month .and in LA every friday
Person 1 : we should critical mass ?
Persons 2 : that was 2 fridays ago . But we can mini mass tommorow just me and you
Something someone does on Facebook, for example, to destroy someone's news feed. This often happens on a daily basis causing them to be unfriended frequently. But they don't care, because they are most likely a douche anyways. They constantly upload videos, link youtube videos, post status' and pictures. These status' often include very mediocre statements, ideas and information. Once in awhile they post something interesting, but most likely, they wont.
Chance posted a link.
Chance updated his status... 40 times.
Chance posted a link...
Chance wrote on So-and-so's wall.
Chance posted yet another a link.
Chance was tagged in a photo... of himself.
Chance updated his status.
Chance likes your status.
Chance likes "Mass Trolling."