band meeting

A get together, a pow wow, a hui. From Flight of the Conchords
Murray: "Ok, guys, band meeting. Bret?"
Bret: "Yep."
Murray: "Jemaine?. Jemaine?"
Jemaine: "Well, obviously."

'Okay guys, band meeting. We need to decide what we're doing tonight - are we going to go to Kane's party, or are we going to go see Flight of the Conchords?'

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meet the spartans

the worst, gayest, movie ever. if you took date movie and epic movie, and added them together, and took out all the funny scenes(which there wern't that much of) and replace them with gay scenes, you'll have meet the spartans. Any hope of a scene being funny is squandered when they gay it up with things like gooch-ginas and gay break dancing. Any guy who liked this movie at all is most likely gay. By calling somebody "Meet the spartans" you are either calling them gay or saying that they are the least funny person ever. You can use MTS as an abreviation for meet the spartans if you want. By saying someone has "MTS" it means they are gay and un-funny as hell.

Jay: Hey dude, why was Jones acting so gay at that party last night?
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.

Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.

Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!

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safety meeting

A term for having a, smoke circle, blaze session or any other scenario in which marijuana, hash, wax, or oil is being burned.

Bob: man i am so exhausted after all that work.
Marly: Yea time for a SAFETY MEETING!!

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Meeting with Hank

Code for announcing a trip to the restroom at one's place of employ. Hank refers to Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo from the South Park special of the same name.

"It's time for my afternoon meeting with Hank."

or

"I feel a Hank brewing."

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Meet The Woo

It Can mean To meet The 𝐆𝐚𝐧𝐠 Or ||To Have sex with multiple guys at once (𝐆𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝)

Him:You Dating Ashley You:Yeah,why Him:Nah nigga she for everybody she meet the woo About a week ago 😷🤢

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meet up

Meet up:

Definition 1: Meeting up a friend or someone to hang out.
Definition 2: Meeting up for a fight or to settle something.

Example 1
Josh: "Yo, wanna meet up bro?"
Ben: "Sure, let's meet at the store."
Example 2
Josh: "Meet up with me, I wanna settle this like men."
Silas: "I'm good, I ain't looking for a fight."

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love meeting

when two stupid bitches don't remember how to say date, they say love meeting

- When will you see John?
- Tomorrow! We have a love meeting.