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Dating a celebrity whom you have a huge crush on in your head since you do not stand a chance to actually date him/her. Tweeting numerously at the particular celebrity's account to get his/her attention is the best way to know if one is mentally dating a celebrity.
- So wassup with you? You married or something?
- No. but I'm mental dating a celebrity.
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Challenging the minds of others around you, drawing them into a graceful and well thought out battle of minds. Therefor building respect and understanding of opinions and outlooks.
Arguing with no hostility.
My head hurts, Chris and I have been Mental fencing for hours.
William you are quite intelligent and a great Mental fencer, it's been a pleasure waging battle against you.
James stop trying to Mental Fence me, I get your point.
Who dares wage their mind against mine, I am a skilled Mental Fencer.
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a person who is narrow-minded or has limited knowledge or insight to anything outside his or her immediate life.
basically someone who lacks education or higher thought.
I tried to start a conversation about Hapsburg Europe with that hot looking babe at the party who is supposedly a history major.
turns out she's just another mental midget, since all she talked about was her ex boyfriend Diego and her Mary Kay cosmetics collection!
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'Mental poo' is stuff that people will start talking about that have no relevance to anything, including the current conversation, and usually includes just random stuff that has no bearing on ANYTHING.
Basically, their head is filled with random shit and they're just spilling.
We were talking about cars and then Jim came over and started spewing all this mental poo.
He started talking about a shit he took and how it reminded him of banging this chick in college and that he needs to go buy bread on the way home.
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A blame everyone but yourself, friends or family attitude. Everything is always someone else's fault except one's self, family for friends. Always looking for scapegoats to explain personal shortcomings and failures.
Donna's son, Jacob is showing a lack of interest in school and is not performing well. He rarely pays attention and never takes notes in class. When his mother confronted him about this, he blamed his teacher. Donna wrote to the principal and asked for the teacher to be removed. Lloyd mentality is very common now-a-days. It's easier than taking responsibility for yourself.
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1. Adj. When one crosses the boundary of stupid and seems as if the person is a goner when it comes to seeming normal in society.
2. Verb. When one confuses another to the point of brain shutdown causing massive stupidity.
1. (Kid air boxes in front of his mirror and accidentally makes contact causing the glass to shatter.)
"This kid is Mentally Fucked."
2. J: "Wassup Dre?"
Dre: "Nothing much just going to look out for the blue areas to avoid being crashed into by private jets due to hp laptops downloading tiger porn."
J: "Wait hold up,, wait . WTF??"
(This kid was just Mentally Fucked.)
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A QUESTION WHOSE PURPOSE IS NOT TO GET AN ANSWER, BUT TO EXPRESS BEFUDDLEMENT (bafflement, bemusement, bewilderment, mystification, obfuscation, puzzlement
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.
How mental is that?... BP (British Petroleum) says they have no responsibility for the oil spill disaster.
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