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Shannon Mole

The tufty bit of facial hair below the bottom lip, as sported by unpopular Australian Idol runner up Shannon Noll. Liable to crawl around your face at any moment, as demonstrated by talk show host Rove McManus.

What? Did you miss a spot? Got a bit of a Shannon Mole going on there!

by Greg the Pirate August 2, 2007

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Glory Mole

Noun.

A person of either gender who derives pleasure from outing the secrets/personal business of others for pleasure or personal gain. The information the individual leaks may or may not be true.

A: Somebody needs to tell that bitch to shut up.

B: Why?

A: Spouting out personal about her ex just for the hell of it. Bitch.

B: What a glory mole.

by The Observationist July 19, 2011

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Bowl Mole

Girls who don't skate, but hang around the skate park, generally smoking, being as alternative as they can and checking out the skaters.

After Joe pulled off that double kickflip to indy, all the bowl moles wanted him.

I was at the skate park last week and I stacked it really bad and hurt my ankle, but there was nowhere to sit down because the place was crawling with bowl moles.

by Bagellzzzz March 3, 2008

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taint mole

a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe

"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."

by cock turtle June 5, 2006

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whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.

yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.

by elac the great October 7, 2011

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mole patrol

a group or gathering of rude, sniggering, conformist females who make unjustified remarks about others in their spare time.

I was sitting, eating my carrot when the mole patrol passed me.

by ra_starz_again June 4, 2007

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mole frijole

1. n/v: pouring chocolate sauce on your partner's backside and then tossing their salad.
2. n: that 'special' chunky coating on a male or a toy's exterior after anal intercourse.

When he went south-of-the-border with his lover he gave her the most fantastic mole frijole known to humankind.

by m. sherman March 31, 2008

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