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Monas, a person of desirable length below the belt. A gentleman often found with many girls around him. Everyone needs a Monas in their life.
‘Omg I wish Monas would pin me against the wall and rail me already’
Mona is voluptuous and juicy. You would know a Mona by the contagion of her laughter, the simple fact that no matter where you are it is recognizable in a large crowd - perfection. Her nose can swell to the size of the Empire State Building, and she can smell a triple cheeseburger from a mile away. Her voice is soft like butter, and she always draws a crowd.
Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.
Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik
Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Thupid 1: Hey Mona, can you clean the toilet?
Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.
End scene
Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*
Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!
End scene
Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢
Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐
End scene
a mona is a perfect human being with no faults and is perfect in every way. they are hilariously funny and irresistible. mona’s have amazingly mind blowing senses of style.
person 1: “yo have you met a mona yet??”
person 2: “yes i love mona’s they’re so perfect and gorgeous.”
When a cleavage looks kind of perky and happy but also a little on the sad any unperky side at the same time.
"Have you seen Emily's breasts? Her tits are like "Wow!" but also kind of "Meh." at the same time... I feel like her cleavage is somehow smiling at me--but also frowning at me! It's like she's got that whole Mona Lisa Cleavage thing going on. You know, like auntie Sara."
norwegian sentence for a boy who is in a deep transe because he does not get no pussy
"Tobias, SAVNER DU MONA!"
This sentence is used when you doubt about someone that can never be doubt of. It is used to make a reference about this person's personality and acts.
Person 1: She can't keep us here forever.
Person 2: Of course she can, she's Mona.
A mona lisa is a piercing where a beauty mark should be.
That girl with the red tights has a fucking mona lisa.