HANNA MONTANA
/HA-NYA - MON - TAN - NA/
noun
noun: HANNA; plural noun: NONE
1. a strong feeling in the butt.
"You really pulled in hard in my Hanna Montana"
synonyms: deep, fondness, tenderness, warmth, intimacy, attachment, endearment; Moredevotion, adoration, doting, idolization, worship; passion, ardour, desire, lust, yearning, infatuation, adulation, besottedness
โขdoggy style, butt plug, constant pain, sterilizing enigma, astranomical enter,
antonyms: Banded
โขa strong feeling of affection and sexual attraction for someone.
"they were both in love with her hanna montana"
synonyms: besotted with, infatuated with, enamoured of, smitten with, passionate about, with a passion for, consumed with desire for; Morecaptivated by, bewitched by, enthralled by, entranced by; devoted to, doting on; informalmad/crazy/nuts/wild/potty about, bowled over by, carrying a torch for "I'm in love with Gillian"
โขaffectionate greetings conveyed to someone on one's behalf.
"give her my hanna montana when she straps it on"
synonyms: Butt Sex, Booty Call, Farty Lil Stinker
โขa formula for ending an affectionate letter.
"take care, I enjoyed your Hanna Montana, Judy"
2. a great interest and pleasure in something.
"his love for football as much as I like getting plowed in my hanna montana"
synonyms: liking, weakness, partiality, bent, leaning, proclivity, inclination, disposition; More
"I'm un-sure if I i'm ready to take it in the Hanna Montana"
"he is confident that their love can survive, if he puts it in her hanna montana"
"their love for the butt is love for the hanna montana"
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When dealt any 9 - 2 unsuited for your first 2 down cards in Texas Hold 'em You'll have a better chance of finding a banana tree in Montana then winning a pot with 9 - 2 offsuit in Texas Hold 'em
A Montana Banana is when for your first two cards dealt in the Hole are 9 - 2 unsuited in Texas Hold 'em
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Big Montana is a derogatory term in regards to when a girl who is a whore has so much vaginal penetration and wear n' tear, that she has vaginal folds that make her box look like an Arby's Big Montana sandwich.
The abbreviation "BM" means the same thing, but is normally used in order to get some strange at the bar or get a drunk chick to show you her vagina.
Example 1: "Fellas, that whore I hooked up with last night looked like she could have been a model for Arby's. All she had to do is spread her legs and show you her Big Montana and boom, she would have been the pinup for a #4 on the Arby's menu board."
Example 2: "Show me your fucking "BM" you cum drenched whore!"
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As a 12 year old many would expect I would like this show. But it's a bit mindless. When she puts on a wig, she's suddenly a pop star?? The acting isn't so fresh either. True, the show is for children, but we could be watching better shows. Like..Naked Brothers Band? Hey, at least THEY can sing, and the show has a purpose/message.
Hannah Montana has a weird and twangy voice, not that southern accents are bad but hers is just...annoying.
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1. A huge, horrible shit that fights on the way out. Usaully comes out sideways.
2. A crappy, crappy television show that's the star of Disney Channel. It will melt your brain and make your eardrums burst. May also cause suicide.
3. An equally crappy singer with a fake accent and a really manly voice. Probably commits incest with her father. Seriously one of the biggest harpies on Earth today. She also brainwashes children and eats puppies for breaksfast. Known as the Walmart child.
1. Him: Owwww, holy crap that was a big shit I just took! My ass hurts so bad!
Me: Yep, you just had a Hannah Montana.
2. Him: Wtf is this shit? What's up with all the fake laughter???"
Me: Oh, look, Hannah Montana's on! Cover your eyes!
3. A Hannah Montana song: Oooooo, yeah!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on! oooooo!
Me; *commits suicide*.
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*Hey bruh do you got some of that good Hannah Montana?
*Yah fam the best
The act of two men simultaneously penetrating each others buttholes with their penis. In doing so their bodies intertwine like a pretzel.
Bonem had a lot of Montana pretzels in college.