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When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.
She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.
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The hottest most sexual muppet of them all... Kermitt.... Also it can be a badass mother with a huge dangly cock.
Yo, that kermit wang is WACK??
Fuck me hard u pube muppet.
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Any article of clothing made of a synthetic fleece, due to it's resemblance to a skinned Muppet.
"the puppet-rites activist threw red paint all over man's Muppet pelt vest, screaming 'Puppets are living breathing things and soulden't be killed for your fasion!'"
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A muppet in love. Most commonly used with reference to a member of the male gender. Describes a guy who has become entirely wrapped around a girl's finger in serf-like fashion, and as a result displays pathetic, incoherent, twat-like behaviour in all other areas of his puppeteered existence...and yet is regrettably oblivious to the fact.
"Ever since he started dating her, Paul's turned into a right love muppet"
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Someone who insists on sticking their tongue out when having their photo taken.
Look at all her profile pictures on facebook, she's a Tongue Muppet
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individual who meets the definition of Muppet, but needs the extra stimulation of the shocker to wake the the fuck up.
"Tammy is such a dumb cunt"
"yep, she's a shocker muppet for sure"
A sexual act during which two people fist each other simultaneously.
Did you see Cameron and Brooke at the party?! They were in Aaron’s room doing the double muppet! Man, that looked like it hurt.