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The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.
Come here you little mustard head!!
(must-are-d dork-in) the act of placing mustard from the bottle near, in or around the anus.
yo, pete was so f'ed up jay made a salad in his hair, put pickles in his shoes, and gave him a mustard dorkin.
Dreet Mustard is Mustard that has been "repurposed" as lubricant to use during sex.
It is also commonly fed to homeless people after it is no longer usable in bed
"Ayo pass the Dreet Mustard babe, we getting freaky tonight"
When someone uses shit as lubrication before anal sex, common in prisons when someone is clenching to avoid anal rape.
John was clenching his ass so I had to mustard dip my way in
Mustard dipping is the only way to have a truly smooth ride
That glistening moisture that develops on a women's outer vaginal lips when she gets sexually aroused.
Paul: Wow, that's an impressive amount of Beaver Mustard you got going on there.
Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.
When a farmer squeezes a lemon above a women vagina and the juice stings the women and causes a burning sensation.
"That chic last night really enjoyed me performing that California Mustard"
Mustard Busting is the act of jerking off with mustard smeared over ones cock
“My Cock is yellow and tingly, i must be a mustard buster.. actually ima go home and mustard bust right now!!” -Gage Gus