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NARD

NOT ANY REGULA DICK

Felicia said what makes you different
I go Felicia this Nard “not any regula dick”

by OfficiallyScoop July 23, 2021


nard

the nice way to say someone is retarded.

you’re such a nard!

by YourLocalGenius January 15, 2023


nard

nerd

yo g cant believe you touched my willy you nard

by kdot2smok3y November 15, 2020


Nard Purse

n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum

Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?

by Tominator February 4, 2023


Snap a Nard

Lose your mind.

She 's gonna snap a nard if she sees him kissing that other girl.

by B1711 May 21, 2018


Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

by Wafflebender May 18, 2015


Douche-Nard

A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.

Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.

Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!

by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013